Kari and I had three parties to attend on New Year's Eve, which was a record for us. We had a great time and still made it home by 11 p.m. And not only were we both sober, as per usual, but also I never needed the Pepcid I carried in my pocket just in case the vast array of food turned on me.
Yesterday, our friends Judy and Sheila and their two little ones came up for a visit. The kids are wonderful and we had a really fun time at a local museum with a kids' section. For some reason, in the science part, there was a faux set of testicles and a fake boob, both of which allegedly contained lumps. There were instructions on how to locate the lumps. This must be a real popular exhibit with middle-schoolers. And me. I made Judy come and take my picture giving the balls a once-over. I couldn't feel any lumps, but what do I know?
Their 3 year-old son later beat me in Go Fish. He can also play a mean Mexican train dominoes.
So far, it's been a pretty good year. And I hope it stays that way.
Oh sure! Tease us about a picture floating out there of you fondling a set of fake testicles! That has to be hysterical!!! Was this the same museum thar has a big vagina tunnel you can walk through?
Posted by: Vic | 06 January 2009 at 12:55 AM
Vic, where is there a museum with a hoo-hoo tunnel? I must know.
And the photo really does exist; it's on Judy's camera, unfortunately. Meaning, I may never get to see it):
Posted by: presbyfruit | 06 January 2009 at 08:53 AM
Yes Nancy, there is a hoo-hoo tunnel. I'll see if I can find where it is.
Posted by: Vic | 06 January 2009 at 09:40 AM
Nancy, I wanted to get back to you and let you know I have been unsuccessful at finding that enormous vagina for you. LOL!!
How many times in life will you ever have a chance to use that phrase:D
Posted by: Vic | 10 January 2009 at 11:16 AM
Vic: hee hee
Posted by: presbyfruit | 10 January 2009 at 11:49 AM
Vic, are you thinking of the Gesundheit Institute doctor? I saw the movie about his life where he made a huge vagina as the entryway into a building.
Posted by: The Village Carpenter | 10 January 2009 at 07:06 PM
LOLOL! SERIOUSLY? Geshundheit?..LOL!!!
I heard about the walk thru vagina on the Bob and Tom show. They replay the bit once in awhile. I'll keep my ears open. I don' get to hear the show much since I got an indoor job.
Posted by: Vic | 11 January 2009 at 12:23 AM
Sylvia got a good laugh at me. I have always associated Gesundheit with sneezing and thought it basically meant the same as "god bless you". She was like, "Well, yeah!, ther's proabably a Gesundheit Institute because it means "health" institute." DOH!!
Posted by: Vic | 13 January 2009 at 01:05 AM
Wow...I'm really late in responding to this post, but I nearly peed my pants reading! You two crack me up.
A "hoo hoo" is that the same thing as a "sissy".
I remember the vagina couch that was sold on Craig's list but no vagina tunnel.
Posted by: Shazza | 18 January 2009 at 06:53 PM