The Mrs. and I went to a Japanese restaurant with her parents on Thursday. I looked over at Froot Loop's (mom-in-law's) plate and noticed a deep-fried piece of broccoli in the shape of cock-and-balls. I took it home and took pictures of it in various places. I wanted to surreptitiously place it in the in-laws' house, so they would find it and hilarity would ensure. However, the stank of old broccoli is overwhelming and I had to toss it.